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This here soap ain't got nuthin but the soap...no scent, no color, no frilly things added to make it purty or scrub ya harder.  It does, however, have a sweet scent all it's own that comes from the goat milk.  It also comes with purity - somethin' that you folks with sensitive skin can really 'preshiate'!  

                                                           

Granny used to make me a hot bowl o' oatmeal every saturday mornin' before I went an' milked Bessie.  It smelled so nutty and creamy, and she'd dab on a few dribbles of gooey honey.  Lordy, lordy, lordy!  I plum loved that thar stuff!  This soap smells jest like granny's oatmeal, and it even has ground oats in it t' scrub off all the pasture grit that ya might collect durin' a day o' work.

 

   

Now I don't know if I ever did smell such a smell before - but this 'un makes me feel mighty good.  It's two right purty smells mixed together - French Vanilla and African Vanilla.  Then there's just a tad bit uh' sweet flower and musk.  Oooooo-eeee!  It's right speshul and makes me go "ahhhhhh".

                                                                             

Now I have to admit, I ain't never been to no fancy beach - I've only been to the mud pits.  I sho does enjoy letting the warm dirt n' mud squish between my toes.  But I imagine it's right nice to be on a beach, walkin' in the sand, and lettin' a warm breeze waft in yer face!  I also imagine that you might crack into one of them thar coconut fruits - and ya'll would smell that creamy, enticin' aroma!  This here soap smells mighty good, like creamy coconuts.  And not only that, there's real coconut shreds on top for a right charmin' look!  

 

Up above the pasture we's got us a big field o' wildflowers.  Some of the flowers that grows there is th' Lavender.  Boy howdy, do them thar flowers smell good!  This soap has real Lavender oil in it, and even some lavender buds to make it look purty.  Yesiree...if ya want natural, and ya want smelly good stuff, then get this here soap.  

                                                                                                            

This soap makes ya feel like ya just got splish-splashed with some juicy grapefruit, sweet pineapple, and some cool, juicy backyard pears, but it also has a dash o' the "green" herbal smell of that good ol' Basil that grows around the rocks near the pond.  And to top it all off, the soap has real basil leaves in it.  Now don't that make ya as happy as a cat under a sky that's rainin' fish?  Thought so. 

 

This here's my personal favorite sudser.  That's on account that I luvs the smell o' beeswax an' honey.  And this soap even has a touch o' oatmeal smellin' stuff.  To make it even nicer, there's real honey in it.  (Not that cooked honey ya get from the store, but raw, organic honey that we get from th' hive!)  Put that in yer pipe and smoke it!  Yeee-HAW this soaps smells so gooooood!!

                                                                                                   

Now lemme tell ya, this soap has a scent that's outa this world good!  It's right 'crisp' smellin'.....has the yummy, clean, warm smell o' almonds.  It's a smell that's invitin' and brings a sense o' well bein' every time ya jump in your tin tub o' steamin' water.  There's even real poppy seeds in the batch o' soap to scrub off some of that rough skin o' yers.  Don't ya just love it?

This soap ain't only purty to look at, but it has a smell that'll make ya feel like yer walkin' along a stone path on the sunny side o' the pasture - only the pasture is in Ireland!  It's refreshin and has a right swell blend o' woody notes, lavender, citrus, moss, patchouli, peppermint n' spearmint.  (don't I talk FANCY??)  And to top it off, there's real peppermint leaves inside. 

                                                                                                              

Shoot, I git t' talk fancy again!  Airy, green fig gives this soap a smell like ya find in the fall harvest air.  There's hints o' punkin in it (just soft 'uns!), and then there's clove, nutmeg and other goodies that make this soap somethin' that ya have a hard time puttin' down - cuz ya jest wanna smell it.  Ya almost wanna tie it under yer nose just so you can whiff it all day.  And if that ain't enough, there's cinnamon sprinkled right on top!

 

Every year, Ol' Zeke has a barn dance and one o' the things he serves us thirsty folk is spided cider.  And this soap smells jest like it.  Folks, I'm askin' ya to shamelessly spoil yourself downright rotten and try this soap out!  It's got real apple juice in it, along with cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, star anise, hibiscus, and orange peel.  The smell comes from different scents all mixed together jest right - things like apple, oak, lavender and succulent spices.  It's warm, cozy, and mouth waterin' all at the same time!  Don't just use it in Autumn time - most folks 'round here use it all year long!

 

                                                           

Whooooo DADDY!  This soap's a dreamy, creamy job an' it makes yer sniffer believe it's whiffin' some juicy, ripe oranges, brown sugar n' spices, fresh dairy cream (straight from Bessie!), and toasted Pecans!  It even has real pecans in it, orange peel, cinnamon and cloves.  Feels mighty good on yer skin, but smells right scrumptuous!

I get plum red-faced talkin' 'bout this, but y'all know when ya had yer first smooch?  Y'all were probably wantin' to kiss yer sweety for hours before-hand.  When it finally happened, do ya remember how exhileratin' it was?  How twitter-pated ya felt?  And let's not forget how sensual ya felt!  (garsh...I is blushin').  This here soap will remind ya o' that feelin' ya had when ya smooched yer honey for th' first time!  The smells mixed together are creamy coconut, Tuberose, Gardenia, Sweet Vanilla, n' Musk - and of course there's real rose petals in th' soap so you can be all fancy-like.  Sheesh.

 

                                                                                                                                     

We folks here feel like we live on a corner lot o' heaven.  It's right beeea-utiful here!  So we wanted to share this here beauty with ya in the form of a soap when you can't actually come t' visit!  This soap has fancy sparkles through it called "Mica".  Kinda reminds me o' Angel light!  Then there's a delicate and warm dance o' Amber, Vanilla, Musk, fancy floral (the exotic kind!), 'n light fruity stuff.  It'll make ya feel like y'all are walkin' in th' clouds!

Okay, now lemme tell ya, this soap smells JEST LIKE my grannie's sheets after she dried 'em outside in th' sunshine - hence the name o' the soap! It has that "fresh off the line" smell!  There ain't NUTHIN' like my granny's clean sheets!  This soap smells so doggone good and fresh-like that I can't even explain it.  Some fancier folks here claim that this here soap was kissed by an "angel wind".

                                                                                            

All around th' farm there's willd blackberries and sage growin' heartily.  They each throw out an aroma that's right nice, and when the two smells mix....well......wooooooo-EEEEEEE!  It smells doggone good!  This soap has that same enchantin' scent, and to make it even better, there's genuine sage and juicy blackberries in the mix!

If I had t' describe the smell o' this here soap, I'd call it "wake me up".  It's also real earthy and warm-like and lotsa folks 'round here love it!  There's real eucalyptis and mint oils in it, and we even threw in some mint leaves to make it purty and help scrub ya right fine! 

                                                                                                                      

Y'all know what it's like to get dirty hands.  Well, ya ain't never seen dirty hands until y'all seen Cooter's hands after he gits back from fishin!  He gits mud, moss, fish guts, and even his lunch all smeared into his hands - and lemme tell y'all, it ain't purty!  And we won't even talk about how his hands look after he's worked a spell in th' pasture with the cows, or in the garden pickin' tomaters or rhubarb.  And then there's the times he works on the ol' tractor - grease, grease, grease!  The only way he can get all the grit off his paws is to use this here KICK BUTT soap!  It's got lemon essential oil to help kill them thar nasty germs and erase the stench.  It's also got Star Anise oil (smell like licorice!) to erase more stench!  Then it's packed tight with ground oats, ground walnut shells, and pumice to make it good n' scrubby!  Ain't no stains or stink would dare stick around on yer grubs once this soap kicked some butt!